New dad tip #2: Ten comments that could save your marriage
1. Dinner’s ready!
2. I’ll get up with the baby tonight.
3. I can’t believe how quickly that baby weight is falling off of you!
4. All of the laundry is folded and put away.
5. I didn’t think I could love you more, but I was wrong.
6. We were both bottle-fed, and we turned out just fine.
7. I hope you don’t mind that I scheduled a massage for you.
8. Our baby is lucky to have you for a mom.
9. Let me hold him while you take a bubble bath.
10. I just want to cuddle you.*
*It is best if this is said with a sincere face and strict follow-through