Toddlers Say the Darndest Things…





Attention Toddlermag.com readers! We want to hear what YOUR tot has to say.

Come up with 5-7 interview questions for your toddler and see what hilarity ensues. Send your completed interview to us (along with a photo) at [email protected], with the subject line TODDLER INTERVIEW. Be sure to include your Toddler’s name. Selected interviews will be featured online and eligible for a grand prize!


New York Magazine’s “Look Book” section usually profiles trendy DJ’s, rock stars, and fashion designers and asks them about their invidividual “look” and style. For a recent issue, they interviewed first-grader Tiqon “T.J.” Lediard Jr. We only wish celebrities were as funny and cool as T.J.

Read his interview below!

By Emma Rosenblum at Nymag.com


Hi, T.J. Thanks for talking to me on the phone. How are you?
Good.

That was a nice uniform you had on today. Do you like wearing it?
No, I like gym clothes. I like purple and silver. I’d like to wear purple-and-silver gym clothes all day.

What games do you play in gym class?
You mean gym sports? I like playing volleyball. I’m good. And I’m a good snowboarder already. I can snowboard all the way down when I’m older.

How much older?
When I’m 13. But I’m not 13, I’m still 6! I’m going to get older soon, I think.

What other sports do you like?
We played relay race, and I won. I’m fast; I can catch them. I’m the fastest in my class. I’m super-fast. I’m super-super-super-fast.

Do you like watching TV?
I don’t like the Cartoon Network. I like to watch Noggin. You can see shows like Blue’s Clues or Franklin—everything!

Why don’t you like the Cartoon Network?
Umm … Bye! [Dial tone]


Attention Toddlermag.com readers! We want to hear what YOUR tot has to say.

Come up with 5-7 interview questions for your toddler and see what hilarity ensues. Send your completed interview to us (along with a photo) at [email protected], with the subject line TODDLER INTERVIEW. Be sure to include your Toddler’s name. Selected interviews will be featured online and are eligible for a grand prize!