From our friends at Momversation.com
There are some things a man can say that will leave a positive, lasting impression on a lady during "the act:" "You’re so beautiful." "I love you." "You are awesome."
Then there are some things a guy can say that will stop everything in their tracks. Here are 8:
8. Oooh, your stomach reminds me of Play-Doh. Squish! Squish!
7. You remind me of my grandmother. Especially your thighs.
6. Can I call you Mommy? Pweeease?!
5. I’ll be Frodo; you be Sam. Take me to your Shire.
4. I put my WHAT in your WHAT?!?!
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Let’s hope you NEVER hear one of these…