8 Lines Men Shouldn't Use During Sex

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There are some things a man can say that will leave a positive, lasting impression on a lady during "the act:"  "You’re so beautiful."  "I love you."  "You are awesome."

Then there are some things a guy can say that will stop everything in their tracks.  Here are 8:

8. Oooh, your stomach reminds me of Play-Doh.  Squish!  Squish!


7. You remind me of my grandmother.  Especially your thighs. 


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6. Can I call you Mommy?  Pweeease?!


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5. I’ll be Frodo; you be Sam.  Take me to your Shire.


4. I put my WHAT in your WHAT?!?!


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Let’s hope you NEVER hear one of these…

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